Gross Boner Killer Oil

$45.00

Tired of random dudes harassing you when you’re just trying to have a night out with friends or go about your business? Consider this oil a repellant for unwanted romantic attention.

Specifically designed to repel the attraction of those people the user does not want to be attracted to them, this GROSS BONER KILLER OIL is empowered with wildcrafted herbs, spirit conjuration, and literal gold. Dab it on your bag or shoes before heading out to keep the creeps and looky-loos at bay.

This is one of the most labor-intensive oils I’ve ever made, so it is prepared batch by batch. Get it while it lasts, because when it’s gone, it’s gone until I make another batch.

Tired of random dudes harassing you when you’re just trying to have a night out with friends or go about your business? Consider this oil a repellant for unwanted romantic attention.

Specifically designed to repel the attraction of those people the user does not want to be attracted to them, this GROSS BONER KILLER OIL is empowered with wildcrafted herbs, spirit conjuration, and literal gold. Dab it on your bag or shoes before heading out to keep the creeps and looky-loos at bay.

This is one of the most labor-intensive oils I’ve ever made, so it is prepared batch by batch. Get it while it lasts, because when it’s gone, it’s gone until I make another batch.